“Verjaardagskring”: A guide to surviving the circle of death at Dutch birthday parties

Ah, the verjaardagskring. If you’re not Dutch, you might be wondering, “Is that a ritual? A secret society? A medieval punishment technique?” Close. 

The verjaardagskring (birthday circle) is a traditional Dutch birthday celebration where guests sit in a circle and engage in polite conversation. 

There’s no music, no dancing, minimal food, and just enough alcohol to keep you from chewing your own arm off.

Here’s a short, useful guide to attending a verjaardagskring, and living to tell the tale.

Congratulate everyone. No, seriously. Everyone.

When you arrive, prepare for the Dutch greeting. You must kiss every person three times: left, right, left and say “gefeliciteerd” (congratulations). Not just to the birthday person, no. But to every single guest in the room. 

Yes, Jan’s great-aunt who hasn’t smiled since the Cold War? Gefeliciteerd. The neighbour you’ve never met before? Gefeliciteerd. The cat who’s minding their own business? Just to be sure, gefeliciteerd as well. 

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By the end, your lips will be chapped and your social battery empty, but hey, you’ve bonded with strangers via forced cheer and uncomfortable proximity.

Bring a small, inexpensive gift

You don’t need to show up with a grand gesture. A small token is expected, some flowers, maybe a fancy chocolate bar if you’re feeling wild. 

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Just don’t come empty-handed, or you’ll be met with the same look Dutch cashiers give when you try to pay with a €100 note: pure suspicion mixed with a dash of judgement.

And remember, the Dutch are famously zuinig (that’s polite for “cheap”). So your modest gift won’t just be appreciated; it’ll be admired as an efficient, economical display of affection. 

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Bring a bottle of mid-range wine and you might just be crowned guest of the year.

Choose your seat like your life depends on it

Now comes the tension-filled moment: the seating. Remember, this is a circle, and you’re here for the long haul. Once you sit, you stay. It’s like musical chairs without the music or the fun.

Scope out the room — avoid the uncle who smells like Gouda cheese and regret, and try to snag a seat near someone who has displayed at least two facial expressions.

Prepare for small talk that’s smaller than small

Dutch people are charming, practical, and enthusiastic about discussing… the weather. Wind resistance? Fascinating. Bike lanes? Riveting. Rain trajectory? Groundbreaking. 

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Don’t be surprised if the conversation keeps circling back (pun intended) to the birthday person and that one time they fell into a canal aged six. It’s wholesome. It’s cringe. It’s verjaardagskring.

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Eat beforehand or perish

This is where many internationals tragically fail. You hear “birthday party” and think snacks, food, possibly a buffet? No. The Dutch are minimalists, so prepare for the eating experience to be… frugal. 

Expect a single small slice of cake, a handful of peanuts, cheese cubes impaled with toothpicks, and a splash of prosecco if you’re lucky. 

Eat before. Trust me. Otherwise, you’ll be nibbling on stale crackers wondering if it’s socially acceptable to go raid the host’s fridge.

Know when to leave

There will be a moment of sweet, sweet silence. But don’t be fooled: this isn’t a rare occurrence. The verjaardagskring is riddled with small, awkward pauses. 

They pop up every ten minutes or so, like unwanted pop-up ads for dental insurance. Everyone quietly sips their drink, stares at the cheese cubes, and waits, just waits, for someone to say something.

But when you feel that one long stretch of lingering silence, one where even the birthday person starts checking their phone, that’s your golden opportunity.

If you don’t seize it, someone will fill the void with a deep dive into wind patterns or parking regulations, and suddenly you’re trapped for another hour out of sheer politeness. 

Stand up, say your goodbyes, kiss everyone three more times, and make your escape while you still can.

The verjaardagskring isn’t just a birthday party, it’s a social endurance challenge. But once you get used to it (or just fully dissociate), you’ll start to enjoy the quirky charm of it all. 

Who needs loud music and fun anyway? Gefeliciteerd! You’ve made it.

Have you ever experienced the verjaardagskring at a Dutch birthday party? Tell us about your experience in the comments.

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